The Power of Hawk Compels You
Today in the mail I received no fewer than three of these flyers:

This calls to mind an equal number of questions.
- Was one of these flyers not enough to secure my interest in a Boom Boom Huckjam?
- What, in the name of of God’s green Earth, is a Boom Boom Huckjam?
- Why are these being sent to me in the first place?
Truly questions for the ages. Luckily, I have some time on my hands, so I can get to answering them now.