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Oh, Google…
by Joseph on Apr.06, 2006, under Main
…who would ever need to convert acres to square light-years?
It also works with square megaparsecs and yottameters, but I think I’m the only one geeky enough to even know those units existed.
Blue Helena
by Joseph on Feb.07, 2006, under Main
PC adventure games have taught me a great many things, from the difference between voodoo and hoodoo in Gabriel Knight to the intricacies of alchemy in Zork Nemesis. No lesson has been so applicable to real life as the cocktail recipe revealed in Syberia.
The Trouble With Triples
by Joseph on Sep.22, 2005, under Main
I wrote this a long time ago and just can’t bring myself to delete it, much like my hard drive post, so you get to be subjected to more of my ramblings and inane puns. We go back, now, to a simpler time when commercials for Very Large Burgers from various eateries captivated the minds and stomachs and maybe spleens of America.
Geeking Out
by Joseph on Sep.19, 2005, under Main
Seriously, I am way geeking out in this post. If it weren’t for the fact I wrote so much without realizing it, I would delete this post just as quick as all the others (this is post number 325, yet I only have 155 on my blog. Hmm…). Still, if things like file system jokes sound like your idea of a chuckle, then by all means read on.
The Power of Hawk Compels You
by Joseph on May.05, 2005, under Main
Today in the mail I received no fewer than three of these flyers:
This calls to mind an equal number of questions.
- Was one of these flyers not enough to secure my interest in a Boom Boom Huckjam?
- What, in the name of of God’s green Earth, is a Boom Boom Huckjam?
- Why are these being sent to me in the first place?
Truly questions for the ages. Luckily, I have some time on my hands, so I can get to answering them now.
Earthquake Watch 2005
by Joseph on Apr.13, 2005, under Main
We aren’t out of the woods yet, folks. Another earthquake, possibly a 4.1 or 4.4, could be lurking just around the corner, waiting to pounce and knock your lamp over! Thus frightened, it is now my obligation to almost but not entirely allay your fears with my new feature: Earthquake Watch 2005.
